The Logical Philosopher

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Don't move that couch.

I learned this weekend that having your brother in law over to drink your good Scotch and simultaneously help move things will cost less than having your wife help move things.

Because if things go wrong with your brother in law you're just out of Scotch.

If things go wrong with your wife then you're out of the bed and sleeping on the couch you just tried to move with her.

At least when she stopped helping move the couch it was abandoned beside the heater in the hallway.