One drink is one too many

To get a feeling of my trip so far, here's a recap of this evenings events. For bonus points, try to guess the following 3 sentences in the correct order:

"I need my lemon soap to make this smell better."

"Excuse me while I change my pants!"

"I shouldn't drink and go into the pantry..."

And no, it wasn't me that said any of them. Oh what a trip. The story of "low on homeless, high on service" is bound to be a great post...