The Logical Philosopher

Monday, July 16, 2007

Got Religion? Part 1 of 4

"Honey, don't you find it ironic that you're sending me on this men's church retreat?"

"Why is that?"

"Because all I want to do is go for a run to the middle of nowhere this weekend, and I can't fit in both my bible and my running shoes in my bag. Talk about a dilemma!"

"So what are you going to do?"

"Pack my run stuff and time it so I'm gone for a run during the speakers... then I won't need the bible!"

"You sound like a 4 year old. Now go get a bigger knapsack."